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Spam the Dead

June 21st, 2005 1 Comment

I’ve been getting spam recently that’s addressed to our former cat Pixel, who died last September. I’m not really sure how to feel about this, except a bit sad and disappointed on her behalf; I think she would have liked to have owned her own profitable franchise.
Alas, it was not meant to be.

Mood:confused, sad

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Potted Meat Poetry, Part 2

July 22nd, 2004 Leave a Comment

It’s time for more amazing spam poetry. Once again, I have merely applied some nicer formatting to the following gem:
“Surreal”by Willa Lujan (vopugqo@ccnt.com.cn)
extrapolate,soul leaps momentarily,chantey,
it is hard,
tempt moonlight to findpeltry, derived pleasure from bhutan
kuzmins hand fell

Mood:amused

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Spam or Poetry?

July 11th, 2004 1 Comment

The best spam I’ve gotten in quite some time is this fascinating little composition that I’ve applied some nicer formatting to. Without further ado, let me present for your enjoyment:
“Prom”by “Rosario” (uzmir@vipmail.ru)
corrosive,hooded man withvermeil
the next door, hooves, voice resounded over.
similitude, maximilian andreevich knew, electra, some extraordinary scoundrels!

Mood:amused
Music:In the Nursery - “Groundloop”

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