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Database broke this morning, now e-mail, what else is going to break next?
We don’t have time to deal with these systems breaking!

Mood: frustrated

I need help coming up with funny answers to these questions.
1) What is your secret to growth?2) In today’s economy, what should Cleveland do first?3) Why is Cleveland a great place to do business?
Editors note: These answers all must be PG-13.

Mood: hopeful

It’s dead over here today. 2 are out sick, 1 is out recovering from surgery, phones aren’t ringing at all. It’s flat out weird.

Mood: confused

Bored, bored, bored, bored. Don’t have much to do at work, so I’m bored.

Mood: bored

I got in to work at 6:30. Had a breakfast meeting at 7:30. I’m ready for bed.

Mood: sleepy

my job sucks, the first day of innovest is cinco de mayo. i’m trying to make the cocktail reception with a mexican theme and charles and rich say its “too risky” How is nachos, sangaria and carona beer RISKY!!

Mood: pissed off

For my event on May 5 & 6 we usually give out one cool electronic toy. In the past we have done a palm pilot, playstation 2, walkie-talkies. Any suggestions for this year?

No.
Every year for Innovest I have to produce a 90 page (2 both sides) conference binder. Well, I just started and it’s going to take FOREVER. It takes 5 minutes for a pagemaker file to open on this computer. Stupid work computers SUCK ASS!

Mood: frustrated

I think I have lost all patience. I have none for any of my co-workers. I have so much work to do and no support and I’m doing all the work of my boss (cause he’s management and doesn’t have to do any REAL work).

Mood: rushed