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Saw this at the grocery store today and had to document it for posterity: waffles you can connect like LEGO bricks! Truly, a concept both utterly brilliant and at the same time deeply frightening.
LEGO my Eggo!

Mood:amused
Music:Firefly soundtrack - “Cows/New Dress/My Crew”

Now that I’ve gotten caught up on my huge backlog of email, it’s time to close some tabs and share some links, because it’s more fun than doing anything productive. Submitted for your approval:
Chunk Norris Facts will teach you all sorts of interesting things about Chuck Norris; for example, “the chief export of Chuck […]

While emerging from sleep and into mobility, Liz uttered this profound query during a Today Show cooking segment:
Why does Rachael Ray make me want to kill?
Discuss!

Mood:amused

Got a great piece of spam yesterday which boasts that their product will
enhance your organisms!
I’m sure my organisms will be thrilled.

Mood:amused

Am I the only one who’s disappointed that the “Iraq’s Most Wanted” playing cards weren’t printed up as Pokemon cards instead?
Gotta catch ‘em all!

Mood:disappointed
Music:The Cure - “Let’s Go To Bed (Milk Mix)”

Posted above the urinal in the men’s room here at work is a sign which reads:
Please refrain from putting coins in the urinals
Now, I’m not sure which bothers me more — that people are putting coins in the urinal, or that the sign’s creator thinks there is more than one urinal.
Maybe I should just worry […]

I think that Gary Coleman should star as Bilbo Baggins in a made-for-TV adaptation of The Hobbit. But with such a massive star on board, the project needs a newer, more up-to-date title, yet at the same time something that harkens back to our nostalgiac memories of yesteryear, something like:
“Whatchoo Tolkien ‘Bout, Gandalf??”
Thank you. […]

This got forwarded to me at work, and I feel the need to permanently enshrine it here (or at least until the DMCA gets the better of me and my attempts to brighten up the world).
Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
HU’S […]