This is the first year since 2000 where May has not been a crazy pain in the ass month of working on a venture capital conference. In many ways, there are things I miss, but mostly I don’t miss it at all.
One thing I miss is hearing the new really cool and sometime super nuts business plan people have.
Maybe because it’s 1:30 am and I can’t sleep or I’m just feeling very wacky (I had nothing to drink tonight, honestly), but here is my business plan pitch to fill in the void. Please realize I’m not going to look up the stats to verify anything, but if someone does take my idea to market, you owe me some money!
Given the fact that women are doing a majority of major household improvement discussions and more household improvements are being hired out, I suggest you play right into that concept and create a company called Handy Kilts.
Hire (or better yet, just sub contract) a crew of handy and hunky men who can do all major household issues. And there uniform is these lovely bottoms and the shirt is some sort of clean shirt with Handy Kilts clearly seen, along with boxers with Handy Kilt on the butt.
Especially since they have the extra “Beer Gut Cut Option” Found on the order form, women wouldn’t have to see any more plumber cracks, though they might have other views.
You don’t think this would be the talk of all the women in the PTA?
- Mood:
silly
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Can I just say that the recurring references to Utilikilts in my life of late is starting to freak me out. I have, since last Friday, had two conversations about them with different people, and now you’re proposing a business plan around them and hunky guys…
Terrifying!