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a song for you

January 27th, 2004 by Liz
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Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She’s gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong’ the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!

Mayor: As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally.

Barrister: But we’ve got to verify it legally, to see

Mayor: To see?

Barrister: If she

Mayor: If she?

Barrister: Is morally, ethic’lly

Father No.1: Spiritually, physically

Father No. 2: Positively, absolutely

Munchkins: Undeniably and reliably Dead

Coroner: As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And she’s not only merely dead, she’s really most sincerely dead.

Mayor: Then this is a day of Independence For all the Munchkins and their descendants

Barrister: If any.

Mayor: Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Witch at last id dead!

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  • 1 sam16 Jan 27, 2004 at 1:41 pm Gravatar

    Is this work-related, or have you just finally cracked under the pressure?

  • 2 aquamindy Jan 27, 2004 at 1:44 pm Gravatar

    ummm, which do you think?

  • 3 sam16 Jan 27, 2004 at 1:54 pm Gravatar

    Are you sure you want me to answer that?

    ;)

  • 4 aquamindy Jan 27, 2004 at 2:11 pm Gravatar

    well i’m not

  • 5 sam16 Jan 27, 2004 at 4:06 pm Gravatar

    Well, whichever it is, congratulations!

  • 6 cynic51 Jan 27, 2004 at 8:15 pm Gravatar

    We’ve taken Liz’s decaf coffee and replaced it with caffeinated coffee with extra sugar. Let’s see what happens!