Apparently, I am:
Mad Tom Kidd
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
What be thy poirate names, ye scurvy dogs?
(Hmm. Maybe I should quit my job and be a pirate…. Yeah, that’s the ticket! Arr!)
- Mood:Stultifyingly bored
- Music:The Church - “Under the Milky Way”

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I am: Red Jenny Rackham
Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
About a buck-an-ear! Yarr har har…
My pirate name is:
Dirty Tom Flint
You’re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean — not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Sparky?
Yeah, apparently. Who knew?